Friday, July 29, 2005

Happy Friday!

I was tempted to leave these in someone's comment section, because her slightly twisted mind would totally get a kick out of it. Then I thought, why not stretch it out and get a post out of the deal too!


How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese

What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Erin said...

Laughed My A** Off! I needed that today. Thanks!

8:03 AM  
Blogger Shar said...

Very very cute. I try to stump my kids with some of those.

6:47 PM  

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